Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
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She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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