mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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