Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
We got so high we made milksteak
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
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I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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