You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
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My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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