Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
