If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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