well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
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He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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