OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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