my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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