Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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