do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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