Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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