you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wish i was in the wii world.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
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While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You made out with two different species that night
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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