How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
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Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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