nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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