Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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