Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
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I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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