i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I lost the right to judge tonight
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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