Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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