did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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