You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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