I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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