I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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