I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Randomize
