If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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