singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
they need to just BURY HIM!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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