She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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