she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
My bed smells like the plague
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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