On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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