he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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