Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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