The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
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it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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