Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
this is an emotional support booty call
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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