3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
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Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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