Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
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You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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