dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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