I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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