I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Everything about him screamed your future.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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