But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
