i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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