It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
please don't ironically join a cult
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