New low: just hacked my moms facebook
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
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