she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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