Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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