ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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