what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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