try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off