so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
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Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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