Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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