I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Sorry about my life...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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