Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
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The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
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