I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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