i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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