it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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