And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
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I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I don't want my vagina anymore.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize