Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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