Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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