I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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