Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
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