too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
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They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
ok first of all what the fuck
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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