talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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