its not stalking. its research.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
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I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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